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PROLAPSE 3 : CROONER

released 2006.03.29

17 track LP, 49:53. Produced 2006

Album titled by ejp. Some album art materials provided by BURZUM.

  1. 2:22 ORORORAS *
  2. 1:12 GLORK
  3. 3:18 BAYSWATTER
  4. 2:29 LEG
  5. 0:53 PLUG
  6. 2:22 PISSPOWER
  7. 2:45 UPOROVER *
  8. 3:12 AMERICAN STANDARD
  9. 3:06 SHUNK
  10. 3:08 PRELAPSE
  11. 0:51 ERD
  12. 2:35 BUTT ATTACK
  13. 2:16 BERT THE ANAL MIDGET *
  14. 4:31 CONQUERER OF RUNG
  15. 4:38 I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS
  16. 3:40 BERT GOES TO SCOTLAND (ACADEMIC MIX)
  17. 6:35 RAW (ACADEMIC MIX) **

* Originally appears on the ORORORAS single.
** Originally appears on the RAW single.

Notes

Crooner was a joke. It still is. As the first PPAC album, documentation was buckshot through a series of old blog entries as the album developed, rather than dumped in a single post when it was finished. What follows is a reconstruction of said buckshot.

ORORORAS

Dropped 2006.03.23.

xeno : words, anus
solios : "production"
_Lasar : bystander
ejp : album titler

10:04 <@solios> fagbot: xeno?
10:04 <+fagbot> xeno is POOKEG! or secretly a monkey or an idiot or number 6 or dong or not the pizzle or the assmaster or likely to the verb or a MORAN or the master of anti-logic or Dr. Jackass and Mister Mom or Shpongled or awesome or even likelier to the verb or Faggy McFagenstein or afraid of americans or to flatulance the way the Petraria Arcatinus is to a crossbow or not herbert or holding a black belt in flatulancelocculation or the BAFH or broco or or or As
10:04 <@solios> OR OR OR AS
10:04 <@solios> sounds like a PPAC track.
10:05 <@xeno> probably is.
10:05 <@solios> somebody with a mic record themselves saying OR OR OR AS a few times and send it to me.
10:06 <@solios> I'll "remix" it and we'll have a new song.

BAYSWATTER

Dropped 2006.03.28.

_Lasar : giggling, london
xeno : words, ass banjo, BLANG!
solios : "production"

18:07 <solios> you listen to BAYSWATTER?
18:48 <xeno> there's a bayswatter?
19:15 <xeno> askljdf;sad
19:15 <xeno> XD
19:15 <xeno> omfg
19:15 <xeno> RIGHT when the fart noise came on
19:15 <xeno> i was just tilting over to do one
19:15 <xeno> and then didn't need to bother.
19:16 <xeno> minus the fart sounds, BAYSWATTER would do well for a Drone X
19:16 <solios> :D
19:17 <xeno> ...
19:17 <xeno> BLANG!
19:17 <xeno> i was just going to say, at some point in this, i should hear PR0N! (blang)
19:17 <xeno> and i almost did

NOTES ON THE CD COVER

CD cover. Due out sometime in (hopefully) 2006. Whenever there's enough PPAC to actually bother with an album.

Stay tuned.

18:05 <xeno> \o/
18:05 <solios> :D
18:06 <solios> it came out nice.
18:06 <xeno> it did indeed.
18:06 <solios> good thing the music sucks.
18:06 <solios> :D
Track Listing To Date:
01. ORORORAS [xeno, solios]
02. RAW (CHAFED OLESTRA) [solios]
03. BAYSWATTER [_Lasar, xeno, solios]
04. LEG [_Lasar, xeno, solios]
05. PLUG [_Lasar, solios]
06. PISSPOWER [_Lasar, xeno, solios]
07. UPOROVER [_Lasar, xeno, solios]

LEG

_Lasar : pooncookies
xeno : words
solios : "production"

Dropped 2006.03.29.


23:08 <@_Lasar> [ _Lasar screaming POONCOOKIES! ]
23:08 <@solios> cxzgklsfdddddahkm.rjnm, n.
23:08 <@_Lasar> ^-- Turn up the speakers before listening
23:08 <@solios> skjlfhgjkhjklhwrtkjh3uiy14uily`uioyiyyoiu.,asd/.!
23:08 <@solios> zkljh
23:08 * solios dies.
23:09 * _Lasar WINS!
23:09 <@solios> kdjhgf!
23:10 <@_Lasar> haha
23:13 * _Lasar gets the solios repair kit
23:17 * solios mixes it down.

PLUG

Dropped 2006.03.29.

_Lasar : words, cell
solios : "production"

RAW (CHAFED OLESTRA)

Dropped 2006.03.29.

The original PPAC track. Also on Mercury.

solios : washing machines, "production"

PISSPOWER

_Lasar : words, dog, clunk
xeno : BLANG!
solios : loops, "production"

NOTES ON THE CD BACK COVER

Back of CD. Work in progress : track names will be added as tracks are created and completed. Unlike the entry for the CD front, this image will not be updated (at least until the thing is Done, whenever that is).

13:36 <@_Lasar> I vote for a list-style track list. Not that paragraph-style.
13:36 <@solios> aight.
13:36 <@solios> I'll take that into consideration.
13:36 <@_Lasar> Thank you
13:36 <@solios> track list isn't in final order, either.
13:37 <@solios> (which is why the mp3s ship with the neon eyebleeder album art)

UPOROVER

Dropped 2006.03.29.

_Lasar : words, dog
xeno : assbanjo
solios : loops, "production"

Art

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